[insert witticism here]

/ˈwitiˌsizəm/
Noun: A witty remark

fandom-monster:

mybrainisallovertheplace:

lorasueee082011:

aplacecalledorange:

I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.

JUST ALL THAT HE IS.

I mean 

LOOK

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Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.

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I just

I’m going to miss this

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Who would have thought he hated Twilight so much?

This guy.

He hates Twilight more than Stephen King. 

(via therealdeepsix)

thisisallmydesign:

HEY GUYS

ITS OCTOBER 1ST

YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

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HUGH 

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DANCY

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WITH

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PUMPKINS

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THANK THE HALLOWEEN GODS FOR PUMPKINS

(via shieldsexual)

katzmatt:

co-ver:

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

In skyrim you can eat 100 cheese wheels in under a minute 

(via therealdeepsix)

If you didn’t have that mouth of yours, Wade, you’d be the perfect solider.

(Source: quillingpeter, via philcoulson)

biruskis:

If the Winter Soldier was responsible for the Kennedy assassination and Magneto tried to STOP the Kennedy assassination then that must mean somehow Magneto lost a fight to a guy wITH AN ENTirE ARm MADE OF METAL

(via philcoulson)